Steve Miller in Clarkson County Georgia is in trouble. What you may ask is Mr. Miller's great crime? Did he kill someone? No. Whew, got no sympathy for them murderers. Did he steal something? No. Great, not really fond of thieves either. Did he burn down a building that wasn't his? No. Not a scumbag arsonist either. “OK Dan, my three guesses are up what's his great crime?” Well this miserable excuse for a human being was growing vegetables in his yard. He was growing more than the law allowed, and then selling or giving the extra away!
Oh the horror! This MUST be stopped. We must have order. What kind of Amerika is it when some random guy can grow his own food on his own land, and then sell the extra? Not the kind of Amerika I want to live in that's for sure! I say string him up by his scrawny neck, and have the villagers throw stones at him. Let his body rot on the gallows as a reminder to any other possible errant gardener out there. After all this is the Peeples Republik of Amerika, and we WILL HAVE ORDER!
If you wish to grow vegetables you will apply for the proper zoning and then if it is deemed permissible by the powers that be for you to grow vegetables on your property you will allow anything you don't eat to rot! Like any other good subject. Got it? Now, off with his head!
Oh the people? Let them eat cake!
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